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What do you call a bear with no shoes? Bear foot - Jarom What do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer - Kiing 11 What kind of teacher wheres sun glasses? a teacher with bright students - Kiing 11 How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits for fall. - Lindsay 12 Where does the sheep get his hair cut? At the baaaa-bershop What do you get when you cross an elephant and a pool? swimming trunks! - Liahona What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it's ears? Anything you want. It can't hear you! - Josiah Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there wasn't chickens back then!- Josie How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints his toenails red. - Lindsay 12 Why can't cows go to the moon? Because they can say the word right! HAHAHA! - Jerry Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Because he was coffin! - Hadley What subject do witches like best? Spelling! - Hadley Why shouldn't witches lose their tempers? Because they will fly off the handle! - Hadley How do you fix a Broken Jack - o - Lantern? With a Pumpkin Patch! - Hadley Person1: Knock Knock! Person 1: what letter comes between X and Z? Knock knock. Who's there? Shelby. Shelby who? Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes.... - Johnpatrick (12) Why did the teacher jump in the pool? So she could test the water. - Noemi How do you catch a blue elephant? With a blue elephant net! How do you catch a white elephant? Hold it by the trunk until it turns blue and catch it with a blue elephant net! - Brooklynn and Garrett Why are elephants wrinkled - Because they stay in the bathtub too long. - Kitsey What is a tree's favorite drink? A: "ROOT"-beer! Why did the football coach go back to the grocery store? He wanted his "QUARTERBACK!" Where is a rabbit's favorite restaurant? "iHop"! Where would a cow go to see a video? The moooooooooooovies!!! - Rachel Why were the cows in a circle in the middle of a field? Because they were having a STEAK CONFERENCE!!!!!! =) - Samuel Why do we say amen and not awomen (a-women)? Because we sing hymns (hims) and not hers - Joseph What did policemen say to the Popsicle? Freeze - Vica Why did tomato turned red? Because it saw salad dressing. - Vica What do you get if you cross 2 elephants with a fish? Swimming trunks - Kirsten What does a train do when it eats bubble gum? Choo choo choo chooo! - Andrew What's a cat's favorite color? Puuuuuurple!HA!HA!HA! - Paige Knock-knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell, who? W-H-O. - A. Jokester What if your mom's sister's name was Acrtica? You would call her Antarctica (Aunt Arcticia)- Emma What do you call a snail on a ship? a snailer - Miles Knock, knock! Who's there? Utah! Utah who? You talk too much! - Samantha,age 9 Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! Ha!Ha!Ha! - Samantha,age,9 Why did the cow pack his bags? I don't know, why? because he was moooooooooving! HA!HA!HA! - Samantha, age, 9 Sam: Mom I knocked over the ladder on the side of the house can you put it back?
Why did the gum cross the road? 'cause it was stuck to the chickens foot! (Rachel, age 13) Knock knock? whose there? lettuce, lettuce who? lettuce in we're freezing!! (Katie, age 12) What does the cat say when he gets hurt? MEOWCH! (Nick, age 8) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry it's just me! (Alex age7) Why did the Turtle cross the road? because the chicken retired and moved to Florida. (Amanda, age 11) Knock-knock? Who's there? cow. cow who? Cows don't say who, they say moo! (Amanda, age 11) What's a boxer's favorite drink? punch! (Amanda, age 11) Why did the Lamanites have bruised knees? Because of the "Knee fights" (Nephites) Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! (Alex, age 7) Knock Knock. Who's there? olive. olive who? i love you!!!! (Katie, age 12) What's the biggest pencil in the world? PENCILvania! (Julia, age 11) Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. (Julia, age 12) What do you get when you cross a chicken with a caterpillar? Chicken legs for everyone!! (Julia, age 12) What are germs least favorite T.V shows? Soap Operas!! (Julia, age 12) What happens when you see 2 witches? You ask, "Which witch is which?" (Micheal, Age 6) Why did the man cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken What's a Mare's (horses) favorite continent? North AMAREacia - Jasmyn
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